If you've visited Stern's website recently you might have discovered that its a little lacking in content. The site currently consists of a funky new Stern logo complete with pulsating blue light and a simple countdown timer. At the time of writing this news item the counter has only 13 hours and 45 minutes until the launch of whatever it may be that they are hiding behind the front page. Your guess is as good as mine but I've got my money on a holographic mind controlled pinball machine... with a cup holder.

Its the end of the world as we know it.